goy privacy policy

1. Zero-KYC Privacy Commitment

goonhost.rocks is designed from the ground up to respect user privacy. We do NOT collect government identification, phone numbers, utility bills, physical addresses, or credit card billing names. We don't care who you are, just don't blow up our hypervisors.

2. Bare Minimum Goy Metadata

We only retain the bare minimum technical metadata required to operate your virtual machine services:

• Account Credentials: Your email address and salted bcrypt passkey hash.
• Public SSH Keys: Public keys provided for Cloud-Init VM root authentication.
• CryptoBot Invoice IDs: Anonymous Telegram CryptoBot transaction identifiers used for balance top-ups.
• Server Configurations: Assigned IPv6 addresses, custom rDNS domain names, and hardware plan tiers.

3. Telemetry & QEMU Metrics

Hypervisor metric polling monitors raw CPU usage, RAM balloon allocation, and network byte counts for real-time dashboard time-series graphs. We do NOT inspect, analyze, or record the contents of your virtual machine disks, network packets, or memory slop.

4. Third-Party Data Sharing

We never sell, rent, or trade your account data to third parties or advertising networks. Information is only shared when technically required to complete anonymous payments (Telegram @CryptoBot API).

5. Account Deletion & Data Rights

You may request permanent deletion of your account, active VMs, and associated SSH keys at any time through account settings or by contacting system administration.