IPv6 you actually own.
A whole /64 on every goy, and the rDNS to go with it.
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Every goy gets a /64.
Not one address. Not five if you ask nicely and explain why. A routed /64, and you set the reverse DNS on any address in it yourself. Pay by the hour with crypto. Nobody asks for your passport.
Currently allocating from 2a01:d0:a06e::/48
Your prefix comes out of that block the moment a goy boots.
2a01:d0:a06e:1a2f::/64
- inet6num
- 2a01:d0:a06e::/48
- assignment
- a /64 per network, yours alone
- rdns
- PTR delegation, applied on save
- virt
- QEMU/KVM, full root, no containers
- billing
- hourly, from your balance
- payment
- Telegram CryptoBot — no KYC
Addresses in your block
18,446,744,073,709,551,616
That is one /64. Not a shared address with a port range, not five on request. It is the unit IPv6 was built to hand a single network, and it is what every goy starts with.
A lab you can actually route through. (scroll down)
Real address space, isolated networks and hypervisor firewalling are the parts you need to build something that behaves like the internet. People run BGP sandboxes on this — give each node a loopback, put a routing daemon on it, peer them.
Reverse DNS
Set a PTR on any address in your block and it is live when the request returns. Most hosts this cheap will not give you rDNS at all.
Goon Nets
Isolated private networks with their own prefix. Machines inside one reach each other on every port; everything else answers to your rules.
Goy Guard
Allow and deny by protocol, port range and source prefix, enforced in nftables on the hypervisor instead of inside your guest.
Web console
A VNC console that works when the network does not, so a bad interface config is not a dead machine.
Snapshots
Snapshot before you break something. Roll back when you do.
Telemetry
CPU, memory and network sampled from the hypervisor, not from an agent you have to keep alive.
One static binary that drives all of this from a terminal. Describe a lab in a file and goon apply builds it, JSON on every command, and the same binary answers to agents over MCP.
From $0.0041 an hour.
Top up with crypto, spend it by the hour. Every tier gets the same /64 and the same rDNS. Stop a goy and it keeps its address; destroy it and you stop paying.
1 vCPU · 1 GB RAM · 15 GB NVMe · $0.0041/hr
2 vCPU · 2 GB RAM · 30 GB NVMe · $0.0082/hr
2 vCPU · 4 GB RAM · 40 GB NVMe · $0.0137/hr
Hourly rate is the monthly price divided by 730. A goy needs 24 hours of balance to start.